Email funnies part 1:
1.Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
2.I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
3.Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !)
4.When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
5.Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
6.When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
7.Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.



This could happen to you.


I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
"Doin' just fine!"

And the other person says:
"So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
"Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them
"No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the person say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions