I am bacccccccccccck

The Funky ball is back with yet another funky/weird post (or so I hope!)
*clears throat*
I was trying to study before but couldn't because of Lady procastination and then I remembered I was long overdue to write something here.

Blame short memory I don't remember many things in my past but somehow this one seems to stick. I'll call it the 'weird mother moments.'

I remember walking back home with mum, it was probably after shopping down the street on a grey fine day. And I remember clearly that my mum's hair was black at the time. And something really weird happened. Apparently one bird was being a bit adventurous that day and decided to 'go' on my mum's head.

Of course it wasb't funny to my mum (I was laughing hysterically) because she ended up with a pool of white on top of her head.

'weird mother moments' number 2:

Do you remember the movie Lantana?
Well see our family (speaking different languages randomly) get things confused sometimes (my mum most often) and I remember we had guests over one day and my mum was trying to explain to them about the movie Lantana. Except somehow she got the word Milanta and Lantana confused because she kept referring to it more in her conversation.

For people who don't know what Milanta is its a white medicine liquid that you drink when you have heartburn. So..

"So have you heard of the movie Milanta?"
*everyone looks at my mum in confusion*
"Milanta?" One said.
me: *laugh* "Mum are you sure you didn't mean Lantana?"
*everyone laughs*
Poor mummy. How I like making fun of you. Not.